How to use this blog - to all serpents braders only (pt 1)

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Wheel Machine Tracks

The Wheel machine found when google searched

How to use this

Click on link below, browser will take you to download/play page.
To play on your computer (broadband and above) click on play button at graphic located top right.
If connection slow sound delivering will be "buffering"
To download look down at for download file link. Have to wait few secs (bende kan free)
Quality as low as possible sebab nak dengar dan belajaq aje kan ?


Cocaine (Eric Clapton)
http://www.4shared.com/file/46660912/17bdc4ea/Eric_Clapton_-_Cocaine.html?s=1
Proposed by Nyamuk

Hotel California (akustika)
http://www.4shared.com/file/11602055/4a6aa203/Hotel_california.html?s=1

The Wheel Machine

1. Load out and Stay (1st session somwhere in Ampang)
Main vocal - Julod (LeadGuitar: Jenggo 2ndGuitar:Bidi Bass:Kunte : KeyBoard: Adi Drums: Maylord Backing vocals: HalimB,Bom et all (too many to mention)
http://www.clickaudit.com/goto/?113957

2. Bunyi Gitar (instrumentalia)
Jenggo on leads
http://www.clickaudit.com/goto/?113973

3. Hotel California in Am
Vocals : HalimB & Julod
(LeadGuitar: Jenggo 2ndGuitar:Bidi Bass:Kunte : KeyBoard: Adi Drums: Maylord )
http://www.clickaudit.com/goto/?113974

4. Discussion 1 round up ( not a song)
Band manager with band boys on songs arrangement
http://www.clickaudit.com/goto/?113975

Squash session

Squash versus Jam session,

only 3 hours apart, the squash event was graced by Brother ASARI (purposely attired for a tazkirah session while the guys were waiting for their turns to play).
Bro Prof Ketek who had graciously declined to attend, informed at the very last minute that he might be joining as he was in the vicinity but alas being stuck with the inlaws is just a sticky situation.
Ekmal was determined to attend but had an urgent errand to handle so maybe next session.

The other participants were:
Kadok
Doc Hishamshah
Dickens
Doc Jali
and last but not least WANO!!!

The list is not according to ranking.

Post squash was the teh o limau plus capati session. sorry, no teh tarik and roti canai at that particular restaurant!! !!


Next possible session insyALLAH, 31st MAY 2008, same place same time.

ot

Jem Session 2 Report

Asm all

Jam session 2 was truly fun Various Serpents dropped in for the session. One even brought the family! Why not?

Attendees:
1. Maylod
2. Bidi
3. NYAmok
4. Kunte
5. Monseiur Jules
6. Adam
7. Joey
8. Bom
9. Rosa + family aka Birthday boy
10. A Halim Ismail

Maylend was still missing in action.
Jenggo couldn't make it as he was engaged elsewhere.
Doc Adi was in Kuching.
Chicken had a course (another one! sigh.) to attend.
Adam aka the Hitman bought a watchmacallit instrument for jamming.
The boys played the birthday song for Rosa (Next time bring a cake!)
Rosa filmed us jamming.

The boys played like professionals needing only a couple of takes to play a song. Songs under our belt are:
1. Hotel California
2. Lyin' Eyes
3. Corazon Espinado (You can watch in the YouTube, as soon as Rosa uploads it.)
4. Hound Dog
5. Long Train Runnin'
6. Pan Yau (Alan Tham)
7. I Shot the Sheriff
8. Load Out/Stay
Rest assure (IA) we'll be churning out more in jams to come.

Conspicuosly absent were groupies. (No chick would like to cavort with balding and bulging old men.) Abdul Halim would
be bringing his niece to the next jam session as she's in town for her summer hols.

After the session, we adjourn to the stalls close to the studio for drinks and mee udang. Our thanks to the Hitman for picking
up the tab (no, not the real one! Only Tajam and Amok can do that.) Members managed to provide other members with business
opportunities and there was talk about Serpents opening up a restaurant.

So see ya in the next jam. Those who fancy singing, please bring your own lyrics. We'll entertain you.

Cheers!

A Halim Ismail
UKM

Honesty - Billy Joel

Bb-Bbm-Gbmaj7-F7

Bb Eb F Dm7
If you search for tenderness it isn't hard to find
Eb Gm Am Cm7-F-F7
You can have the love you need to live
Bb C F D
And if you look for truthfulness you might just as well be blind
Eb A D
It always seems to be so hard to give

[chorus]
Ebmaj7 F7 D Gm7 F
Honest- y is such a lonely word
Eb F Bb D
Everyone is so untrue
Ebmaj7 F7 D Gm7
Honest- y is hardly ever heard
Eb F Bb F9sus
But mostly what I need from you

[end chorus]
Bb Eb F Dm7
I can always find someone to say they sympathize
Eb Gm Am Cm7-F-F7
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
Bb C F D
But I don't want some pretty face to tell me pretty lies
Eb A D
All I want is someone to believe

[repeat chorus]

Gm D
I can find a lover, I can find a friend
F7 C
I can have security until the bitter end
Eb F F7 Eb Bb
Anyone can comfort me with promises again
C7 F D-Eb-F9sus
I know, I know
Bb Eb F Dm
When I'm deep inside of me, don't be too concerned
Eb Bb Am Cm7-F-F7
I won't ask for nothing while I'm gone
Bb C F A Dm
When I want sincerity tell me where else can I turn?
Eb A7 D7
Cause you're the one that I depend upon

Coda: Bb-Bbm-Gbmaj7-F7-Ebm#7-F6-F7-Bb

How deep is your love - Bee Gees

intro:G Gmaj7 C
du dudu dudu du

verse 1
G B7 Em
And when you rise in the morning sun,
E E7 Am Am7 D7
I feel you touch my hand in the pouring rain,
G Em
and the moment that you wander far from me,
Am Am7 D7
I wanna feel you in my arms again...

verse 2 C D7
And you come to me on a summer breeze,
Am Am7 D7
keep you warm in your love and you softly leave,
C D7
And its me you need to show.......

chorus G
How deep is your love......
Gmaj7
I really need to learn;
G7
cause we're living in a world of fools
breaking us down, C
when they all should let us be
Cm G
we belong to you and me....
(now that u've got it just repeat the
chords same way as before)

verse 3 (like verse 1)
I believe in you,
know you're the door to my very soul;
you're the light in my deepest darkest hour;
you're my saviour when i fall,

verse 4(like verse 2)
And you may not think;
I care for you;
when you now down inside;
that i really do;
and it's me you need to show.....

CHORUS........(COOL GUITAR BREAK)

repeat verse 4

CHORUS.........end!

Sultan of swings - Dire Strait

Intro.   Dm - Dm - Dm - Dm - Dm - Dm - Dm - Dm
   
                 Dm                        C             Bb        A      A7                     
1.       You get a shiver in the dark, it's raining in the park but meantime
      Dm                         C             Bb       A  A                
       south of the river you stop and you hold everything.
      F                                C        Bb                                          Dm - Dm Bb - C - C                          
       A band is blowing Dixie double four time, you feel alright when you hear the music ring.
             
                    Dm                  C        Bb        A    A   
2.       Well now you step inside but you don't see too many faces
      Dm                      C                 Bb     A    A                    
       coming in out of the rain they hear the jazz go down.
      F                       C    Bb                                    Dm   Dm Bb - C                     
       Competition in other places, er but the horns, they blowing that sound.
                        Bb  C                  Dm         C  Bb - Bb - C - C - Dm  C  Bb - Bb - C - C
       Way on down south     way on down south London town.
             
                    Dm            C  Bb       A              A7                          
3.       You check out Guitar George    he knows all the chords
      Dm                         C                 Bb         A        A7                      
       mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing.
      F                         C                 Bb                                             Dm - Dm  Bb - C - C                                          
       Yes and an old guitar is all he can afford, when he gets up under the lights to play his thing.
             
      Dm                  C   Bb           A             A7                                             
4.       And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
      Dm                  C        Bb      A    A7                            
       he's got a daytime job he's doing alright.
      F                                C        Bb                      Dm - Dm  Bb - C                
       He can play the honky tonk like anything saving it up Friday night.
                       Bb  C                     Dm   C  Bb - Bb - C - C - Dm  C  Bb - Bb - C - C
       With the Sultans     with the Sultans of swing.
      
              Dm                        C          Bb           A    A7                              
5.       And a crowd of young boys they're fooling around in the corner
      Dm                              C             Bb              A        A7                     
       drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
      F                                  C                    Bb                                 Dm - Dm  Bb - C      
       They don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band, it ain't what they call rock and roll.
                      Bb  C                              Dm    C  Bb - Bb - C       C   Dm  C  Bb -  Bb - C - C
       And the Sultans     yeah the Sultans are playing Creole.              Creole babe.                      Ah
             
Solo.    Dm - C  Bb - A - A7 - Dm - C  Bb - A - A - F - F - C - C - Bb - Bb - Dm - Dm  Bb - C - C  Bb - C - C      
   
       Dm  C  Bb - Bb - C - C - Dm  C  Bb - Bb - C - C
   
      Dm                     C         Bb        A         A       
6.       And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
      Dm            C               Bb       A    A   
       and says at last just as the timebell rings.
      F                    C                 Bb                                    Dm - Dm  Bb - C      
       "Goodnight now it's time to go home." Then he makes it fast with one more thing.
                          Bb  C                       Dm    C  Bb - Bb - C - C - Dm  C  Bb - Bb - C - C
       "We are the Sultans     we are the Sultans of swing."
   

Outro.   Dm - Bb - C - C - Dm - Bb - C - C - Dm - Bb - C - C
                                                     fade
       Dm - Bb - C - C - Dm - Bb - C - C - Dm - Bb - C - C

       Dm - Bb - C - C - Dm 

Another brick in the wall - Pink Floyd

I.
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
A snapshot in the family album
Daddy, what else did you leave for me
Daddy, wha'dya leave behind for me
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall

/ Dm - - - / / / Dm - G - / - - Dm - / F C Dm - / /

The Happiest Days of Our Lives
You, yes you, stand still, laddie

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers
Who would hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids

/ Am - / / Am C Am - / Am - / C - / Am - / G - Am - - - /

But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives

/ Dm - / F - / G - / C - /

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

/ F - Bb - F - Bb - F - Bb - C - - - /

II.
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave those kids alone
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall

/ Dm - - - / / / Dm - G - / - - Dm - / F C Dm - / /

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave those kids alone
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall

III.
I don't need no arms around me
And I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No, don't think I need anything at all
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall

/ Dm - - - / / / Dm - G - / - - Dm - / F C Dm - / /

Superstition - Stevie Wonder

(Original Key: Eb)

Intro:

Cm F7 (x8)

Verse 1:

Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Very super-stitious, writing's on the wall,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Very super-stitious, ladders bout' to fall,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past.

Chorus 1:

G7 A7b5 G7 F7b5
When you be-lieve in things that you don't under-stand,
F7
Then you suffer,
(n.c.) Cm
Superstition ain't the way

Verse 2:

Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Very super-stitious, wash your face and hands,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
You don't wanna save me, sad is my song.

Chorus 2:

G7 A7b5 G7 F7b5
When you be-lieve in things that you don't under-stand,
F7
Then you suffer,
(n.c.) Cm
Superstition ain't the way

Verse 3:

Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Very super-stitious, nothin' more to say,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Very super-stitious, the devil's on his way,
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7 Cm F7
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past.

Chorus 3:

G7 A7b5 G7 F7b5
When you be-lieve in things that you don't under-stand,
F7
Then you suffer,
(n.c.) Cm
Superstition ain't the way no, no, no.

Coda:

Cm F7 (horn part and backing singers)

(Repeat to Fade)

Load Out - Jackson Browne

G C D Em C D G C G D
G B C D Em C D G C G D

G C D Em
Now the seats are all empty. Let the roadies take the stage.

C D G
Pack it up and tear it down.


They're the first to come and the last to leave,

C D Em
working for that minimum wage.

C D G C G
They'll set it up in another town.

Em D C Em
Tonight the people were so fine. They waited there in line.

G Em D C
And when they got up on their feet, they made the show.

G
And that was sweet. But I can hear the sound

C D Em
of slamming doors and folding chairs,

C D G C G D G
that's a sound they'll never know.

C G
Now, roll them cases out and lift them amps.

C G
Haul them trusses down and get 'em up them ramps,


'cause when it comes to moving me,

C D
you know you guys are the champs.

G
But when that last guitar's been packed away,

C D Em
you know that I still want to play.

C
So just make sure you've got it all set to go

Lying eyes - Eagles

G               Gmaj7            C
City girls just seem to find out early,

Am                            D
how to open doors with just a smile.

G                Gmaj7             C
A rich old man and she won't have to worry;

     Am              C              G
she'll dress up all in lace and go in style.


G               Gmaj7              C
Late at night a big old house gets lonely;

Am                                 D
I guess every form of refuge has its price.

G                          Gmaj7             C
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only

    Am            C                G    
Given to a man with hands as cold as ice.



     G                  Gmaj           C
So she tells him she must go out for the evening

  Am                                 D
To comfort an old friend who's feeling down.

  G                    Gmaj7          C
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin';

    Am              C                G
She's headed for that cheatin' side of town.

(Chorus)
--------------------------------------
        G   C           G              Em   Bm            Am      D
You can't hide your lyin' eyes, and your smile is a thin disguise.

           G  G9         C  A      Am              D                G
I thought by now you'd realize there ain't no way to hide those lying eyes.
--------------------------------------

On the other side of town a boy is waiting
with stormy eyes and dreams no-one could steal
She drives on throught the night anticipating
Cos she makes him feel the way she used to feel

She rushes to his arms they fall together
She whispers that its only for a while
She says that soon she'll be coming back forever
She pulls away and leaves him with a smile

(Chorus)

  G           Gmaj7           C
She gets up and pours herself a strong one

  Am                                D
And stares out at the stars up in the sky.

G                  Gmaj7      C
Another night, it's gonna be a long one;

  Am                  C                 G              
She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry.

And she wonders how it ever got this crazy
She thinks about a boy she knew in school
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy
She's so far gone, she feels just like a fool

G              Gmaj7              C
My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things;

  Am                           D
You set it up so well, so carefully.

       G              Gmaj7           C
Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things;

     Am                 C                G
You're still the same old girl you used to be.

(Chorus)

There aint no way to hide your lyin eyes
Honey you cant hide your lyin eyes
====================================================================

Cora do Espinada - Santana

Corazon Espinado (Spanish version)

 Bm                F#
Esa mujer me esta matando
Me a espinado el corazon
Por mas que trato de olvidarla

Mi alma no da razon
Mi corazon aplastado
Herido y abandonado
Aber aber tu sabes dime mi amor por favor
Que dolor nos quedo

Chorus:
Ah ah ah corazon espinado
Ah ah ah como me duele el amor

Como duele como duele el corazon
Cuando nostiene entregados
Pero no olvides mujer que algun dia diras
Hay ya yay como me duele el amor

Bridge
Em                         Bm
Como me duele el olvido
Em                       Bm
Como duele el corazon
D                                  A
Como me duele estar vivo
G                                F#
Sin tenerte aun lado amor

Bm                     F#
Corazon espinado

English Version

Ah,ah,ah corazón espinado
Hay,ya,ay she left a thorn in my heart

Corazón espinado

Esa mujer is taking my soul
Left a thorn inside my heart
The more I try to go get her
The more I, I fall apart

Corazón abandonado
Nobody hears, just my shadow
She took my heart, my soul,
She took it all
Now She's gone
She's gonna let me alone

Ah,ah,ahy Corazón espinado
Como duele,me duele mamá
Ah,ah,ahy she left a thorn in my heart

How it hurts, how it hurts el corazón
When you completely sourrounded
And always, always been said
Every rose has a thorn

Hay,ya ay can't take this pain anymore

Ah,ah,ah corazón espinado
Como duele, me duele mamá
Ah,ah,ah she left a thorn in my heart
Ah,ah,ah corazón espinado
Ah,ah,ah she left a thorn in my heart

échale mi carlitos

como me duele el olvido
How it hurts el corazón
como me duele estar vivo
Cuz I can't stand this pain no more

Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado

Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado
Corazón espinado

Hound Dog - Elvis Presly

You ain't nothin' bu

t a hound dog

	G
	cryin' all the time.

	C/C7
You ain't nothin' but a ho	und dog

	G
cryin' all the ti	me.

	D7
Well, you ain't n	ever caught a rabbit

	C7	G
and y	ou ain't no friend	of mine.

…..or you can play it this way:

Riff 1:

F

e||-----1------------|
B||-----1----4--1----|
G||------------------|
D||------------------|
A||------------------|
E||--1---------------|      

	C
	You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

	C
	cryin' all the time.

Riff 1

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

	C
cryin' all the	time.

	G7
Well, you ain't	never caught a rabbit

	F	C
and you	ain't no friend of	mine.

When they said you was high classed,

well, that was just a lie.

When they said you was high classed,

well, that was just a lie.

You ain't never caught a rabbit

and you ain't no friend of mine

Don The_wicked_John_Bassline

END

The prep school - by Jon

Ras,

The last of your Ah Beng jokes reminds me of a story
told to me by an old boy who was adamant that it
actually took place and was reflective of the quality
of teachers our beloved College is getting nowadays
(no offence intended to any of us in the secondary
school teaching profession). I may have told this
joke/story to some of our fellow serpents already.
Anyhow,

A young teacher newly posted to MC and who has never
been to KK was trying to keep to his introductory
appointment with the College HM. He found himself at
Clifford School and asked for the way to MC. They told
him to go across the road where he of course found
himself at Prep School. He asked to see the HM whereby
the first formers told him that he is at Prep School
and that the HM's office is just next to Hargreaves
Hall. After getting directions, he managed to meet up
with the HM. Towards the end of the meeting, the HM
asked him if he had any question. Yes, the young
teacher said.

"HM, Clifford School tu saya tau, dinamakan mengikut
residen British Hugh Clifford, Hargreaves Hall pulak
sempena bekas guru besar pertama MCKK, William
Hargreaves tapi,HM, Mr Prep tu siapa dia?".

Salam to all Bani serpents,
Jon.

Ah Beng Jokes - older

> Ah Beng jokes ... old ones ... but I'm sure will
> still bring on a smile ...
>
> AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
>
> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
> Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
> Salesgirl : "Yes !"
> Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a
> job. He supplied the information for the columns on
> Name, Age, Address etc.
> Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he
> is not sure of the question.
> After much thought, he writes " Yes "
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
> Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
> Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
> Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
> Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
> cold"
> Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
>
> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermos
> flask
> Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
> Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
> Boss : "What does it do ?"
> Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
> cold"
> Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
> Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice
> cream"
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng
> always compares it with the original for spelling
> mistakes.
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms
> because he thinks his picture is being taken.
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
> Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the
> phone.
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and
> was using it.
> When he encountered some problems. He decide to use
> the 'Help' command after some tries.
> Soon after, he became very irritated and called the
> computer retailer for support.
> Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but
> it's been over half an hour and still nobody come
> and
> help me Lah ?!"
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
> The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears
> and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the
> phone
> ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I
> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
> ear, lah"
>
> "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But
> ... what happened to the other ear ?"
> Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back,
> lah !!!!"
>
> ------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> Ah Beng: "Could you tell me the time difference
> between Taipei and Las Vegas?"
> Operator: "Just a minute..."
> Ah Beng : "Thank you lah" and puts down the phone.
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been
> working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly
> shows
> off the finished puzzle to a friend.
>
> "It took me only 5 months to do it", Ah Beng brags.
> "Five months? That's too long", the friend exclaims.
>
> "You are a fool" Ah Beng replies, "See this on the
> box, it is written "For 4-7 Years".
>
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left
> tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
> The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU,
> SIR ?"
> Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

Public Speaking tips - from Azman Hassan

Assalamualaikum semua,

Remember our Speaker's Corner in Prep School. Glad that it has produced many excellent speakers and debaters, (eg Nik Ezamudin, Sarp, Azman Manaf)
Here are some tips to those who aspires to be one....(dapat from internet and seems quite practical)


(1) Get attention

Begin with something to get the attention of the audience. This might be a startling statement, statistic, or your own story.
Listeners pay close attention when a person begins with, "Two weeks ago as I was driving to work a car pulled out in front of me…." You could begin with a current event: "You might have read in the paper this morning about the flood that…." A question is another way to make people listen. "How many of you feel our society spends too much on medical care?" might be a way to begin a presentation about curbing costs.
Whatever technique you use, when you grab the attention of the audience you are on your way to a successful speech.

(2) Be energetic

Second, be energetic in delivery. Speak with variety in your voice. Slow down for a dramatic point and speed up to show excitement. Pause occasionally for effect. Don't just stand behind the lectern, but move a step away to make a point. When you are encouraging your audience, take a step toward them. Gesture to show how big or wide or tall or small an object is that you are describing. Demonstrate how something works or looks or moves as you tell about it. Show facial expression as you speak. Smile when talking about something pleasant and let your face show other emotions as you tell about an event or activity. Whatever your movements, they should have purpose.

(3)Transitions

Tie your points together with transitions. These could be signposts such as "First," "Second," or "Finally." Use an internal summary by simply including the point you just made and telling what you plan to talk about next. "Now that we have talked about structure, let's move on to the use of stories," would be an example. When you have an introduction, two or three main points with support for each, appropriate transitions, and a conclusion, you will have your speech organized in a way that the audience can follow you easily.

(4) Tell story

Tell your own story somewhere in the presentation- -especially in a technical presentation. Include a personal experience that connects to your speech content, and the audience will connect with you. You want to help the audience link emotionally with what you are talking about, and the personal experience does that. With almost any topic you might choose, you have at least one "war story" to relate to the topic. When you tell the story, simply start at the beginning and move chronologically through the narrative, including answers to the "W" questions: "Who," What, "When," "Why," and "Where."

(5) Testimony of experts

If you are delivering a persuasive speech, in addition to your own stories include testimony of experts whom the audience respects and whose views reinforce your points. Add a key statistic when possible to show the seriousness of what you are discussing. For example, if I were discussing the need for improved listening to better serve your customers, I might add that although we spend half of our communication time in listening, our listening efficiency is only about 25%. By using stories, testimony, and statistics in your persuasive talk, you add depth to your evidence.

(6) Eye contact

Look at the audience as you speak. If it is a small audience, you can look at each person in a short period of time. If it is a large audience, look at the audience in small "clumps" and move from one clump to another. One way to insure good eye contact is to look at your audience before you start to speak. Go to the lectern and pause, smile, look at the audience, and then speak. This will help you maintain good eye contact throughout your presentation as well as commanding immediate attention.

One of the ways to have consistently good eye contact is not to read your speech. Use note cards that have key words on them. The word or phrase should trigger the thought in your mind and then you can speak it. If you are including a quotation or complex statistics, reading from your note card actually lends credibility. If you write out your speech you will tend to read it and lose eye contact with the audience, as well as not being as enthusiastic in delivery as when you speak from note cards.

(7)"Wow" factor

Include a "wow" factor in your speech. Something in your speech should make your audience think, "Wow!" It could be a story, a dramatic point, an unusual statistic, or an effective visual that helps the audience understand immediately. With a "wow" factor, you then have something to look forward to in the speech that you know will have an impact on your audience. You'll become a more enthusiastic speaker because the "wow" factor will get you as well as your audience pumped for the speech.

(8) Use Humor

Consider using a touch of humor in your speech. Don't panic at this suggestion; you are not becoming a comedian but rather lightening up a serious speech so that people will be more accepting and interested in your ideas. Humor will help you to be perceived as an amiable person, and it is hard for people to disagree or be bored if they are smiling at you. Until you have lots of experience, keep your humor short. Perhaps inject a one-liner or a quotation. Yogi Berra said a lot of funny things. "You can observe a lot just by watching" for example.

Tell a short embarrassing moment in your life that you might have thought not funny at the time. Now that you can laugh at the experience, you understand the old adage, "Humor is simply tragedy separated by time and space." Don't poke fun at your audience; you should be the object of any shortcoming, showing that you can laugh at yourself.

Avoid long stories or jokes. Even seasoned speakers know that funny stories soon become unfunny if they go on too long. Probably the least risky use of humor is a cartoon. The cartoon is separate from you and if people don't laugh, you don't feel responsible. (Be sure to secure permission to use it.)

(9) Something to think about

Finally, leave the audience with something to think about. People remember best what you say last. You might summarize your main points, or you might complete the statement, "What I want you to do as a result of this presentation is...." But beyond that, make your last words a thought to ponder. For example, I might end a speech on becoming a better speaker with "As Cicero said centuries ago, 'The skill to do comes with the doing.'"

A more modern guide to effective public speaking was penned by some unknown sage: "Know your stuff. Know whom you are stuffing. Know when they are stuffed."

In conclusion

One never becomes a "perfect" speaker; developing public speaking skills is a life-long experience. But the points discussed here will get you started in becoming the speaker you want to be and the speaker your audience wants to hear.

Ah Beng

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
************ ********

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Ratan round table

Left to Right
Bobby, Roc, Rosli D, Halim I,
Bidi, Ainul & Lotfi

[click on pics for a bigger one]

Bukit Tinggi we gathered

Very photos :
Bidi, Mengke, Ruzal
Halim, Roc and Ainul

Somewhere.. but whereabout ? Bowling alley

Left to right:
Hisye, Asri, Azhe,
Ras, KB & Wai
(From yahoo group
photo vault)
Braders welcome to place comments

Europa - Santana

Ni pun same.. just the chords.. hmm nampak complicated babe

B7sus4       B7                         Ebmaj7
E|---8-10-10h11-10---8----||------------|------8-8h10-8------------|----------|
B|-8-------------------11-||-8h9~~~~~~~~|-9-11-----------11--------|----------|
G|------------------------||------------|----------------------10/-|12~~~~~~~~|
D|------------------------||------------|--------------------------|----------|
A|------------------------||------------|--------------------------|----------|
E|------------------------||------------|--------------------------|----------|

Abmaj7                    G7sus4         G7
E|-------------------------|--------------|--------------------------|
B|-8-9-11-11/13-11---9-8---|----8---------|-----8-9-9h11-9-8---------|
G|-----------------------8/|10----8-10~~~~|~~10--------------10-8~~~~|
D|-------------------------|--------------|--------------------------|
A|-------------------------|--------------|--------------------------|
E|-------------------------|--------------|--------------------------|

Cm                                                          B7sus4
E|---------------------------|-8-----8--10-10-11--10---8-----|------------|
B|---------------------------|-8--8-----------------------11-|-8-9~~~~~~~~|
G|-10p8----------------------|-8-----------------------------|------------|
D|------10-8-----------------|-------------------------------|------------|
A|-----------10\8-6-8/10-6---|-------------------------------|------------|
E|-------------------------8-|-------------------------------|------------|

B7                       Ebmaj7     Abmaj7                    G7sus4
E|------8-8-10-8----------|----------|-------------------------|------------|
B|-9-11-----------11------|----------|-8-9-11-8/13-11-9-8------|-8-10~~~~~~~|
G|---------------------10/|12~~~~~~~-|--------------------8/10-|------------|
D|------------------------|----------|-------------------------|------------|
A|------------------------|----------|-------------------------|------------|
E|------------------------|----------|-------------------------|------------|

G7                       Cmaj7                  Fm7    B7
E|------------------------|---------|-------13B-||13B---|-10-11-13-13/16--------|
B|----8-9-9h11-9-8h9p8----|---------|----13-----||------|--------------------11-|
G|-10------------------10/|12~~~~~~-|-12--------||------|-----------------12----|
D|------------------------|---------|-----------||------|-----------------------|
A|------------------------|---------|-----------||------|-----------------------|
E|------------------------|---------|-----------||------|-----------------------|

Ebmaj7                           Abmaj7
E|-10-13-13p11-13B----13-11-13p11-|-11h13---13B-B--13B-13)1(11----|
B|--------------------------------|----------------------------13-|
G|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|

G7sus4                            G7                    Cm
E|-13p11p10--10h11p10-----------|-11B-11p8---------------|----------------------|
B|------------------------------|----------11-8----------|-8--------------------|
G|---------------------12p10p8\7|---------------10)1(8---|---8------------------|
D|------------------------------|----------------------10|-----10----8----------|
A|------------------------------|------------------------|------------10\8-6----|
E|------------------------------|------------------------|-------------------8-8|

           B7sus4                B7                   Ebmaj7
E|-8---------|---------------------|--------------------|-------------------|
B|-8---------|------8----------8---|-----8--------------|-7/8-11---7/8-11---|
G|-8-----7-8-|-8h10-------8h10-----|8h10-------10-8-10-8|-------------------|
D|----10-----|----------8---------8|---------8----------|--------8--------8-|
A|-----------|---------------------|--------------------|-------------------|
E|-----------|---------------------|--------------------|-------------------|

Abmaj7                                G7sus4
E|--------------8--------8-------------|--------------------|
B|-8-11-11-8-11---11-11B---11----------|-----8--------8-----|
G|----------------------------10)1(8---|8-10-------10-------|
D|-----------------------------------10|---------10-------10|
A|-------------------------------------|--------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|--------------------|

G7                             Cm
E|------8-----------------------|---------------------------|-----------------|
B|----8---11-8-------------8----|---------------------------|-----------------|
G|-10B--------10)1/2(8---10--8~~|~~~~~~10p8-----------------|--------7--8-----|
D|---------------------10-------|----------10-8-------------|----/10-------10-|
A|------------------------------|---------------10\8-6-10-6-|-----------------|
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|-8---------------|

B7sus4                  B7                    Ebmaj7
E|-----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|
B|------8----------8-----|------8--------------|-7/8-11----7/8--11----|
G|-8h10-------8h10-------|-8h10------10-8-10-8-|----------------------|
D|----------8----------8-|---------8-----------|----------8---------8-|
A|-----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|
E|-----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|

Abmaj7                             G7sus4
E|--------------8--------8----------|------8------------------------------|
B|-8-11-11p8h11---11-11B---11-8-----|----8---11-8-----------8------8------|
G|------------------------------10B-|-10----------10)1(8------8h10---8~~~~|
D|----------------------------------|--------------------10---------------|
A|----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|

G7                               Cmaj7
E|----------8---------------------|------------------------------------|
B|--------8---11-8----------------|------------------------------------|
G|~~~~10B----------10)1(8----8-10/|12~~~~--------------1212/14-12-1214-|
D|------------------------10------|------------1012/14-----------------|
A|--------------------------------|------10/12-------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|------------------------------------|

                     Fm7    B7                     Ebmaj7
E|----------------13B-||-13B--|13-13I1(-11-13-11-13B-|-13)1(13p11-13-11h13-|
B|------------13------||------|----------------------|---------------------|
G|-12~~~~-12----------||------|----------------------|---------------------|
D|--------------------||------|----------------------|---------------------|
A|--------------------||------|----------------------|---------------------|
E|--------------------||------|----------------------|---------------------|

Abmaj7          G7sus4                        G7
E|-13B-13B-13p11-|-13)1/2(13-11-13p11\10h11p10-|-11)1(11-8----------------|
B|---------------|-----------------------------|-----------11-8-----------|
G|---------------|-----------------------------|----------------10)1(8----|
D|---------------|-----------------------------|-----------------------10-|
A|---------------|-----------------------------|--------------------------|
E|---------------|-----------------------------|--------------------------|

Cm7              Fm7              Cm7                Fm7
E|----------------|----------------|------------------|----------------------|
B|-8--------------|----------------|----8-8---8-11-9~~|~~8-11-9~~8-----------|
G|---8------------|----8-8~~~~~~---|------------------|-----------10/12\10-8-|
D|-----10~~~~~~-8-|-10-----------8-|-10---------------|----------------------|
A|----------------|----------------|------------------|----------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|------------------|----------------------|

                Cm7                    Fm7
E|----------------|----------------------|----11---------8-11-10h11p10p8-|
B|----------------|----8-8----8h11/13-13-|-13----------8-----------------|
G|----10bbp8------|----------------------|-------------------------------|
D|-10--------10-8-|-10-------------------|-------------------------------|
A|----------------|----------------------|-------------------------------|
E|----------------|----------------------|-------------------------------|

Cm7
E|-11-10h11p10p8--11-10)1/2(10p8-11-10p8-11-10h11p10p8-11p10p8-11)1(11-|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Fm7                                     Cm7
E|-11p10p8-11p10p8-----------------11-13B|-13--13B-13B-|
B|-----------------9p8----------13-------|-------------|
G|---------------------10p8--------------|-------------|
D|--------------------------10-----------|-------------|
A|---------------------------------------|-------------|
E|---------------------------------------|-------------|
     Bend here (hold this sound). Bring down here
Fm7           *      Cm7            Fm7        *     Cm7
E|-13)1()1(B--13)1----|--------------|-----------(-13-|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
B|--------------------|--------------|----------------|------------------------|
G|--------------------|--------------|----------------|------------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------|----------------|------------------------|
A|--------------------|--------------|----------------|------------------------|
E|--------------------|--------------|----------------|------------------------|

Fm7                               Cm7
E|-11-8-8-----8--------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|--------11B---11-8---------------|---8-------------------------------|
G|-------------------10B-10-8----8-|-10--8----------------------7-8-10-|
D|----------------------------10---|-------10-8-----------8-1010-------|
A|---------------------------------|-----------10\8-6-8/10-------------|
E|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|

Fm7                     Cm7                         Fm7
E|-----------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|
B|-8----8----11-9-8-9-8~~|~~9-8---------8------------|-8----8----11-9-8-9-6/8~~~|
G|---10---10-------------|------10-8-10~~~~---7-8-10-|---10---10----------------|
D|-----------------------|-----------------10--------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|

Cm7                            Fm7
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|
B|-9-8---------8----------------|-8----8----11-9-8-9-6/8~~~~|
G|-----10-8-10~~~~-------7/8-10-|---10---10-----------------|
D|--------------------10--------|---------------------------|
A|-----------------10-----------|---------------------------|
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|

Cm7                          Fm7                          Cm7
E|----------------------------|----------------------------|-------------------|
B|~~8---------8~~~~-----------|-8----8----11-9-8-8h9-------|--------8-11/13-13-|
G|----10-8-10----------7-8-10-|---10---10------------10/12-|-12----------------|
D|------------------10--------|----------------------------|-------------------|
A|----------------------------|----------------------------|-------------------|
E|----------------------------|----------------------------|-------------------|

Fm9/B                   Cm7                    Fm9/B Cm7
E|----11~~~~---11--1113B-|13--13B-13B-13B-13)1-|-----|(11-11-11-11-13)(11-13-11\|
B|-13------------13------|---------------------|-----|--------------------------|
G|-----------------------|---------------------|-----|--------------------------|
D|-----------------------|---------------------|-----|--------------------------|
A|-----------------------|---------------------|-----|--------------------------|
E|-----------------------|---------------------|-----|--------------------------|

Fm9/B                      Cm7
E|15-18-18-15-18B-18B-18B-15|---15151815---15151815---15151815---15151815----
B|--------------------------|18B--------18B--------18B--------18B--------18B-
G|--------------------------|------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------|------------------------------------------------
A|--------------------------|------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------|------------------------------------------------

             Fm9/B                     Cm7
E|151815--1518B|18B-18-18)1(15---18-18-18|---1818---1818---1818---18-18-18-18-18|
B|------18-----|--------------18B--------|18B----18B----18B----18B--------------|
G|-------------|-------------------------|--------------------------------------|
D|-------------|-------------------------|--------------------------------------|
A|-------------|-------------------------|--------------------------------------|
E|-------------|-------------------------|--------------------------------------|

Fm9/B                  Cm7                  Fm9/B
E|-----18-----18-----18-|-----18----11B--11B-|11B11-8---------------------------
B|18I1(--18I1(--18I1(---|18I1(--18-----------|-------11-8-----------------------
G|----------------------|--------------------|-----------10)1(8--10-8-----------
D|----------------------|--------------------|-----------------10----10-8-------
A|----------------------|--------------------|---------------------------10\8-6-
E|----------------------|--------------------|---------------------------------8

            Cm7
E|----8-------|--------------------------------------------11)1(-|
B|------------|----8-11p8---8-11p8---8-11B---11-8----------------|
G|-10B---10p8-|-10B------10B------10B-------------10\8-----------|
D|------------|-----------------------------------------9--------|
A|------------|--------------------------------------------------|
E|------------|--------------------------------------------------|

Fm9/B                                      Cm7
E|11-8--------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----11-8---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|----------10)1(8-8------------------------|----------------------8-10)1(10p8--|
D|-------------------10-8-----------------8-|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-10------------10|
A|------------------------10-8---------8B---|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------11-8-11------|-----------------------------------|

Fm9/B                           Cm7                   Fm9/B
E|------------------------18-18|20B-20B-20B-20Bbb-20Bbb|20Bbb-202020202020\--11B|
B|--16-16-18--18/20-20-20------|-----------------------|------------------------|
G|17---------------------------|-----------------------|------------------------|
D|-----------------------------|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------------|-----------------------|------------------------|

Cm7                                           Fm9/B
E|11B-11B-11p8---------------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|-------------11p8----------------------------|-8------------------15-16-18-|
G|------------------10)1(8---10-8-------7-8-10-|-----------------17----------|
D|-------------------------10-----10-10--------|----10-10~~~~~~--------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|-----------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|-----------------------------|

Cm7                                    Fm9/B
E|-18/15--------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|-8-------------------15-16-18-|
G|-----------17p15h17p15~~~\-----7-8-10-|------------------17----------|
D|-----------------------------10-------|----10-10~~~~~~---------------|
A|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|

Cm7                                    Fm9/B
E|-15-----------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|-8-------------------15-16-18-|
G|------17-17~~~~15-17-15\-------7-8-10-|------------------17----------|
D|----------------------------10--------|----10-10~~~~~~---------------|
A|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|

Cm7                                   Fm9/B
E|-----18---------18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|---18-18---18-18---18-18---18---18-18---|
B|-18B----18--18B----------------------|18B-----18B-----18B-----18B--18B-----18B|
G|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|

Cm7                                 Fm9/B
E|-18-18---18-18---18-18-18-18-18----|-------18------18------18-|
B|------18B-----18B--------------18B-|-18I1(---18I1(---18I1(----|
G|-----------------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|--------------------------|


E|-------18-------------------------|------------------------------|------------|
B|-18I1(----18\-----16B----15-17-18-|-18B--------------------------|-8----------|
G|----------------------17----------|------17-17~~~~~17\----7-8-10-|------------|
D|----------------------------------|--------------------10--------|------------|
A|----------------------------------|------------------------------|----10--10--|
E|----------------------------------|------------------------------|------------|

Samba Pah Ti - Santana

What we are intrested is perhaps the chords aje ya !

G             Bm             Em
|-----------------||-------------|---------------|----------------|
|---------------8-||-------------|-6/7---7h8p7---|----------------|
|---------7-8h9---||-5h7-----4h7-|---------------|----------------|
|--7-9-10---------||--------5----|-------------9-|----------------|
|-----------------||-------------|---------------|----------------|
|-----------------||-------------|---------------|----------------|

Am7                G             Bm             Em
|------------------|-------------|---------------|----------------|
|----------------8-|-------------|-6/7-7--7h8p7--|----------------|
|----------7-8h9---|-5h7-----4h7-|---------------|----------------|
|---7-9-10---------|--------5----|-------------9-|----------------|
|------------------|-------------|---------------|----------------|
|------------------|-------------|---------------|----------------|

Am7                      D             Am7
|--5h7-5h7p5---------5----|-----7------|--5h7p5h7p5---------------|
|------------8-(8)p5-8b10-|-----10b12--|------------8----(8)p5----|
|-------------------------|------------|--------------------------|
|-------------------------|------------|--------------------------|
|-------------------------|------------|--------------------------|
|-------------------------|------------|--------------------------|

D                [hold]                  Am        Bm
|-----------------|----------------------|---------|-----------------|
|-8b10r8p5-5h7p5--|---------5---------5--|---------|------4/5h7------|
|---------------7-|-(7)------7-54/5h7---|---------|-4--7-------4--7-|
|-----------------|--------------------7-|-(7)-----|-----------------|
|-----------------|----------------------|---------|-----------------|
|-----------------|----------------------|---------|-----------------|

Am                         D         (D)              G
|-5h7-5h7p5-5---------5----|-(5)----|-----------------|--------------|
|-------------8-8p5-8-8b10-|-(8b10)-|---------------8-|--------------|
|--------------------------|--------|---------7-8h9---|-5h7------4-7-|
|--------------------------|--------|--7-9-10---------|--------------|
|--------------------------|--------|-----------------|--------------|
|--------------------------|--------|-----------------|--------------|

Bm              Em        Am7                G
|----------------|--------|------------------|--------------|
|-6/7-7--7h8p7---|--------|----------------8-|--------------|
|-------------7--|-9------|----------7-8h9---|-5h7-----4-7--|
|--------------9-|--------|---7-9-10---------|--------------|
|----------------|--------|------------------|--------------|
|----------------|--------|------------------|--------------|

Bm             Em           ~~~~                    Am7
|---------------|------12---------12-----------------|-5h7-5h7p5-----5----|
|-6/7-7--7h8p7--|----12---15b17-----14-14b16r14p12---|----------8p5--8b10-|
|---------------|--12-----------------------------14-|--------------------|
|-------------9-|------------------------------------|--------------------|
|---------------|------------------------------------|--------------------|
|---------------|------------------------------------|--------------------|

D   ~~~~~~         Am7            D            [hold]                Am
|-(5)-------7-----|-5h7p5h7p5----|-3/5----------|-------------------|--------|
|-(8b10)----10b12-|----------8p5-|-----5-5h7p5--|------5----------5-|--------|
|-----------------|--------------|------------7-|-(7)---7-54/5h7---|--------|
|-----------------|--------------|--------------|-------------------|-7--7/8-|
|-----------------|--------------|--------------|-------------------|--------|
|-----------------|--------------|--------------|-------------------|--------|

Bm                Am                       D                 (D)
|---------------5h7-5h7p5-5---------5-----|--(5)------5/7-|---(7)-----------|
|----------------|---------8-8p5-8-[8]b10-|-([8]b10)------|-----------------|
|--7-7--8/9-7-7--|------------------------|---------------|-----------------|
|-9---9------9---|------------------------|---------------|-----------------|
|----------------|------------------------|---------------|-----------------|
|----------------|------------------------|---------------|-----------------|

                    (w/Fill 1 these 2 measures.........)
G                   Bm          Bbm Am                    D
|------------7-7-----|-(7)----------|--------5h7-5h7p5----|----------5------|
|---8-8-8-10---10b12-|(10b12)--7----|-(7)-------------8-7-|-(7)-7-8---------|
|--------------------|---------9b11-|-(9b11)--------------|-----------------|
|--------------------|--------------|---------------------|-----------------|
|--------------------|--------------|---------------------|-----------------|
|--------------------|--------------|---------------------|-----------------|

              Fill 1:
                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             |----10-------12--------|------------12------|
             |----13b15----15b17-----|--------------------|
             |-----------------------|--------------------|
             |-----------------------|--------------------|
             |-----------------------|--------------------|
             |-----------------------|--------------------|

                    (w/Fill 2 these three measures...............)
G                   Bm           Bbm Am
|-----------7-7-----|-(7)-----------|--------------5h7-5h7p5-----|---------5-|
|--8-8-8-10---10b12-|-(10b12)--7----|------------------------8-7-|-(7)-7-8---|
|-------------------|----------9b11..(hold)....r9----------------|-----------|
|-------------------|---------------|----------------------------|-----------|
|-------------------|---------------|----------------------------|-----------|
|-------------------|---------------|----------------------------|-----------|

             Fill 2:                             (....doubles 1st gtr....)
                  |-------10------|--------------5h7-5h7p5-----|---------5-|
                  |-------13b15....(hold)...r13------------8-7-|-(7)-7-8---|
                  |---------------|----------------------------|-----------|
                  |---------------|----------------------------|-----------|
                  |---------------|----------------------------|-----------|
                  |---------------|----------------------------|-----------|

Gtr. Solo: double time
G               Am             G                    Am    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
|-----------3-5-|-(5)/7--------|--------------3-5--|------------------------|
|---3-3-3h5-----|--------------|------3-3-3h5------|--3h5p3----------(3)h5--|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|------------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|------------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|------------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|------------------------|

G               Am             G                    Am
|-----------3-5-|-(5)/7--(7)3-|--------------3-5--|--------------------|
|---3-3-3h5-----|--------------|------3-3-3h5------|--3h5p3-----------3-|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|--------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|--------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|--------------------|
|---------------|--------------|-------------------|--------------------|

G                                     Am
    ~~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~
|-8h10----10----10----10----10----10-|-(10)-8-7-7p5---------5--7-----|
|------------------------------------|--------------8-7--8-----------|
|------------------------------------|----------------------------7--|
|------------------------------------|-------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|-------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|-------------------------------|

G                       Am                       G
                                                  ~~~ ~~~ ~~~        ~~~ ~~~
|-3--------------------|-------0------------7/10-|-10--10--10--7-10-7-10--10-|
|---3/53-5-3b5r3p0----|------0-3p0--------------|---------------------------|
|------------------2b4-|-(2b4)-----2b4r2p0-------|---------------------------|
|----------------------|------------------2------|---------------------------|
|----------------------|-------------------------|---------------------------|
|----------------------|-------------------------|---------------------------|

Am                      G                Am
                                                ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
|-(10)-8-7-7p5------5-7-|-3--------12-----|---------------------------------|
|-------------8-7-8-----|---3/53-----15b17r15---15---15---15---15---15-----|
|-----------------------|-----------------|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------|---------------------------------|

G                              Am
~~~~  ~~ ~~                          ~~~~  ~~~~~~~
|------------------------------|----------------------|
|(15)-15-15-15p12--------------|----------15--(15)p12-|
|----------------14b16r14p12---|-12-14b16-------------|
|---------------------------14-|----------------------|
|------------------------------|----------------------|
|------------------------------|----------------------|

G                                  Am
|-------------------12-------------|-------------------------------|
|-15-15b17r15p12-15----15b17r15p12-|-15-15-15----------------------|
|----------------------------------|----------14b16-14b16r14p12----|
|----------------------------------|----------------------------14-|
|----------------------------------|-------------------------------|
|----------------------------------|-------------------------------|

G                       Am
 ~~~~~~  ~~~~~~
|-----------------------|--------------------12----------------------|
|-----------------------|------------------12--15p12-----------15b17-|
|-12----14b16----14b16.....r14--14p12-14b16---------14b16r14p12------|
|-----------------------|--------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------|--------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------|--------------------------------------------|

G                                         Am
                                    ~~~
|-(15b17)r15p12--------------------------|-12-14-14--15-15--17-17--15-15--14-|
|--------------15b17r15p12---------------|-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------14b16r14p12----|-----------------------------------|
|------------------------------------14--|-----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|

G                           Am
|-14--12-1210-12---------|--------------------------|
|------------------12h13p1210h12p108-10p87-5-----5-|
|--------------------------|--------------------7b9---|
|--------------------------|--------------------------|
|--------------------------|--------------------------|
|--------------------------|--------------------------|

G                            Am                      ~~~
|------5---------------12---|------------12----------------------------|
|----5-----------15b17------|--12--15b17----14b16r14p12--14b16r14p12---|
|-7b9---7b9r7p5/----------14b16-------------------------------------14-|
|---------------------------|------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|------------------------------------------|

G        ~~~         Am
|-------------17b19-|-[17]b19r17p15-17-17------12h14-|
|-------------------|---------------------17--------|
|-12-14b16----------|--------------------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------------------|

G                                    Am
|-15p14p12-14p1210-12p10-8-7-5-3-5-|-5-------5h7p5-------------5--/11/12---|
|---------------------------------5-|---5-7/8-------8-87p5---5-------------|
|-----------------------------------|----------------------7b9--------------|
|-----------------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------|---------------------------------------|

G                         Am              ~~~  G
|-1210-108-87-75-53-32-2p0--------------|---3-5-7-/106/7-5-7-|
|-------------------------|-----3p1-1p0-0-----|---------------------|
|-------------------------|---------------2---|-0-------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------|---------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------|---------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------|---------------------|

Am  ~~             G
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-------53-3h5p3-|-5p3-0h3h5p3p0h3h5p3p0h3h5p3p0h3h5p3p0-3h5p3p0-3h5p3p0-|
|-7b9r7-----------|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------|

Am                                    G
|---------------------------------/12-|-22--22-21--21-20--20--19--19-----|
|-3h5p3p0-3h5p3p0-3h5p3p0-3h5p3p0-----|-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|

Am
|-17-17-15-14-12-----------------|
|---------------15b17r15p12------|
|--------------------------14b16-|
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|

G
|---12------------12-------------------------12----------------15b17-|
|-12--15p12-----12--15p12-----12-15p12-----12--15p12-----------------|
|----------14b16---------14b16--------14b16---------14b16r14p12------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Am                                G                  Am   ~~~~
|-(15b17)r15p12----------------15-|-14-12----------12-|---------------------|
|--------------12-15--------------|------15p12-153---|------------------10-|
|-------------------14b16r14-12---|-------------------|-14b16r14-12--121---|
|---------------------------------|-------------------|------------14-------|
|---------------------------------|-------------------|---------------------|
|---------------------------------|-------------------|---------------------|

G                       Am               G          Am
                                             ~~~~    ~~~
|-7h8----7------7------|-5---0---------0-|-12-10----|-12--12h14-12h14p12----|
|--h8-10---8-10---8-10-|---5---5-5b7r5---|----------|-----------------------|
|----------------------|-----------------|----------|-----------------------|
|----------------------|-----------------|----------|-----------------------|
|----------------------|-----------------|----------|-----------------------|
|----------------------|-----------------|----------|-----------------------|

G                        Am                       G
 ~~~                ~~~~~~~~~~~                   ~~~
|-----------------------|---------12h14-12h14p12-|-------------------|
|-15--12-15-15b16r15b17-|-(15b17)----------------|-15--12-15p12------|
|-----------------------|------------------------|-------------14b16-|
|-----------------------|------------------------|-------------------|
|-----------------------|------------------------|-------------------|
|-----------------------|------------------------|-------------------|

Am
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-(14b16)r14p12-14b16r14p12-14-[14]b16r14p12-14-[14]b16r14p12-|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|

G (Begin to fade)
|-------------------------------------------|
|------12-----12-----12-----12-----12-15b17-|
|-14b16--14b16--14b16--14b16--14b16---------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|

Am
|-12-------12----------------------12-12---------------------|
|--------12--15p12---------------12---12---------------------|
|---14b16---------14b16r14p12--12-----12-X-------/X-X------|
|----------------------------14-------------X---/----------|
|----------------------------------------------X/------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------|

G                   Am              G
|-3p2-0-------------|--------------|---3-5---5-3---2/-|
|-------3-0---------|--------------|-------5-----3----|
|-----------0-------|--------------|------------------|
|-------------4-0-2-|--------------|------------------|
|-------------------|-0-2--2p0-----|------------------|
|-------------------|----------3-0-|-3----------------|

Am                            G               Am
|-12-----------------------1210-107-75-53-3h5p3---------------------0--X/|
|----------------------------|-----------------|---5-3b5r3p0---------0-0-0-X/|
|--14b16r14p12-14b16r14p12---|-----------------|------------2b4r2p0-0-2------|
|-------------------------14-|-----------------|-------------------2---------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|-----------------------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|-----------------------------|

G                                                 Am
|-12------------------------12--------12---X-12-15b17-17b19-19b22-22b23-|
|---15-12-----------------12--15p12-X---15-X------|----------------------|
|--------14b16r14p12-14b16-------------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------|

G
|-7p5-3p2----------------|
|---------5-3/5b7r5p3--3-|
|------------------------|       Fade to black.........Whew!!!!!!!!!
|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|------------------------|

Stay - Jackson Browne

STAY

	D	G	Em	C	D	G	Em	C	D
	(...	P	eop	le	,)	s	tay	j	ust a little bit longer.

	G	Em	C	D	G	Em	C	D
	We	wa	nn	a	pl	ay	ju	st a little bit longer.

	G	Em	C	D
	Th	e p	ro	moter don't mind.

	G	Em	C	D
	An	d t	he	union don't mind

	G	Em	C	D
	if	we	t	ake a little time and we leave it all behind

	Em
	sing one more song.

	G	Em	C	D	G	Em	C	D
	Oh	, w	on	't	y	ou	st	ay just a little bit longer.

	G	Em	C	D	Em
	Pl	eas	e,	p	lease, please say, you will. Say you will.

B

Em

A

D

G

Em

C

D

G

Em

C

D

Oh

, w

on

't

y

ou

st

ay just a little bit longer.

	G	Em	C	D	G	Em	C	D
	Oh	, p	le	as	e,	pl	ea	se stay just a little bit more. Hehehe,

	G	Em	C	D
	no	w t	he	promoter don't mind.

	G	Em	C	D
	An	d t	he	roadies don't mind,

	G	Em	C	D
	if	we	t	ake a little time and we leave it all behind

	Em
	sing one more song.

Wonderful tonight - Eric Clapton

Wonderful Tonight

Intro:

G

D/F#

C/E

D

	G	D/	C/	D
	It's late in the	evening,	she's wondering what	clothes to wear.

	G	D/	C/	D
	She puts on her	make-up,	and brushes her	long blonde hair.

	C	D	G	D/	Em
	And then she	asks me,	do I	look all	right,

	C	D7	G
And I say	yes, you look	wonderful to	night

repeat Into

We go to a party and everyone turns to see, this beautiful lady that's walking along with me

And then she asked me: "Do you feel alright?", and I said: "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight"

	Am	Bm	C	D7	G	D/F#	Em
And	I	feel	wonderful, be	cause I see the	love-light	in your	eyes

	C	D7	C	D7	G
then the	wonder of it	all is that you	just don't rea	lise how much I	love you.

repeat Intro

It's time to go home now, but I've got an aching head. So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed

And then I tell her, as I turn out the light, I say: "Darling, you are wonderful tonight"

	C	D	Gsus	G
Oh my darling, you are wonderful tonight, I'll say, "My	darlin', you were w	onderful to	night	"